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SCREAM! if you wanna go faster!

(S4RK, Fri 16 May, 8:54, 4 replies)
✏️

(monkeon, Thu 15 May, 23:14, 2 replies)
wacka-wacka-wacka

(Penultimate Straw, Thu 15 May, 0:45, 3 replies)


(plankton, Wed 14 May, 14:19, 3 replies)
Possibly bindun

(monkeon, Sat 10 May, 21:48, 5 replies)
That'll do for me...

(S4RK, Fri 9 May, 8:06, 3 replies)
bloody gullys!
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(Octo, Thu 8 May, 16:45, 3 replies)
Ey up our kid

(Ninj, Wed 7 May, 18:59, 1 replies)


(The Twisted Omentum, Sun 4 May, 23:12, 2 replies)
They'll all have to come out...

(Puromycin, Sat 3 May, 13:52, 1 replies)
Challenge
Desecrate A Landmark
Rob asks "If you had to desecrate a much loved landmark for a TikTok video what would you choose?" Show us how you'd vandalise (or improve) your chosen landmark using the powers of Photoshop CS2.
See all 67 images (open)
set by monkeon on 13th May at 9pm
Claycat's DOOM The Dark Ages
Lee Hardcastle at it again.

Mild clay-based gore.

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linked to by nospoon on 19th May at 1am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 947, out now
"B3TA ANNOUNCES 100% TARIFFS ON U.S. MEMES SO YOU START SHARING 'BADGER BADGER BADGER' AGAIN"
* CHALLENGE - De 'Americanise' US movies
* CADBURYS - Actual Dairy Milk scandal
* PUBLIC TRANSPORT - where is the busiest bus?
Read newsletter 947
published by rob on 9th May at 7pm
Challenge
De-Americanise Movies
Donald Trump is coming for the movie industry with his massive tariffs. Show how studios can dodge paying them by remaking Hollywood movies outside of America. Suggested by ChrisTheBarker.
See all 130 images (open)
set by monkeon on 6th May at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 946, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S BEEN ASKING COUNCILS TO BAN IT SINCE 2001"
* ZX SPECTRUMS - Still shit, get an Amstrad instead
* NEW CHALLENGE - it's something about LPs again
* FESSHOLE LIVE - Four shows on sale inc Leeds
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published by rob on 2nd May at 5pm
TELL US ABOUT YOUR PROJECTS FOR THE NEWSLETTER
A reminder that the newsletter is partly written by people like you submitting your project to our web form. It's been there for 24 years and we've read EVERYTHING sent it. Use it and use it now.
posted by rob on 2nd May at 12pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links.
posted by God on 30th Apr at 7am
Challenge
Album Cover Cameos
Take figures from classic album covers and insert them into other places where you think they'd look at home. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 110 images (open)
set by monkeon on 28th Apr at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 945, out now
"THE OFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF MODERATELY OK URLS IS HERE ONCE AGAIN"
* FUNNY BUSINESS NAMES - all in one place
* HOW PUNCTUAL ARE YOU - a timely quiz
* DOCTOR WHO CHALLENGE - quite a good one actually
Read newsletter 945
published by rob on 25th Apr at 5pm
Challenge
Zombies II
It's been 21 years since our Zombies! challenge, and most of the images are now 404 dead. Let's bring them back to life with another undead challenge. Suggested by Kosso.
See all 50 images (open)
set by monkeon on 21st Apr at 2pm
Challenge
Dr Who Goes Pop
Dr Who is back and as everyone loved it when the Doctor broke the fourth wall and started singing last year, let's mash up the Whoniverse and pop music.
See all 107 images (open)
set by monkeon on 11th Apr at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 944, out now
"HOUSE OF COMMONS RECALLED TO DISCUSS THE EXCELLENT URLS IN THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
* QUIZ - know your alphabet better than children?
* MAP - the entire world finally in Comic Sans
* CHALLENGE - if kids books told the truth
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published by rob on 11th Apr at 7pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 943, out now
"B3TA ANNOUNCES TARIFFS ON LINKING TO NTK AND POPBITCH AND THAT FRIDAY ONE WHATEVER THAT WAS CALLED"
* ELON'S INSIGHTS - he reacts to fucking everything
* JOHN HIGGS' DOCTOR WHO BOOK - finally out
* TUBE ADS - Criticised by critical man
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published by rob on 4th Apr at 6pm
Challenge
If Kids Stories Told The Truth
What would happen if the Brown family lived with a real grizzly bear? What was Sleeping Beauty's morning breath like? Show us classic children's tales as they'd actually play out. Suggested by Rob.
See all 63 images (open)
set by monkeon on 3rd Apr at 11pm
Challenge
Topical Movies
Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
See all 60 images (open)
set by monkeon on 26th Mar at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 942, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER CAN ONLY PARTIALLY REFUTE THAT TOM & BARBARA DID 9/11"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - remake TV shows with animals
* TWO HIT WONDERS - Can you name the second hit?
* CHEATING ANIMATION - It's amusing, watch it
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published by rob on 21st Mar at 6pm